Bill Murray

Two of my friends were standing in an elevator in a Manhattan office building. Jake looked at the guy next to them and realized that it was Bill Murray. He whispered to Aaron, "Hey, dude... that's totally Bill Murray." In the confined space of an elevator, this was obviously grossly audible by Bill Murray. And Jake sucks at whispering, too. All of a sudden, Bill Murray leans towards Jake, likes his finger, sticks it in Jake's ear, and whispers "NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU"

I don't care if this story is true or not, I want and will always choose to believe that it's true. I believe that my entire life is a little brighter by believing that this actually happened. You need to hear my friend act it out, but really, can't you so see Bill Murray doing that? I love it. Love it.

I also think Wet Willies by their very nature are hysterical. Call me a six year old girl... or boy, for that matter. Last weekend my friends and I were out and playing the dare game- which always spices a normal bar night up. I was, of course, dared to give someone in the bar a Wet Willy. Even the thought of it was too much to handle. Seriously, what would you do if someone came up behind you in a public place and did this to you. After I got over my school girl giggles and nervousness, this guy started to dance with us, then wanted to get in our picture, so I did it. I just did it. And he didn't even notice. What a waste of a Wet Willy. I'll bet that that would never happen to Bill Murray...